At Reason, Commerce, Justice & Free Beer, we let everyone’s voice be heard. We firmly believe that our Nation benefits when every perspective vigorously competes for a share in the marketplace of ideas. The People determine which ideas will prevail; we, the press, merely provide a forum for those ideas. And ideas begin with speech. That is is why we give ear to all.
Commercial messages are just as valuable as messages about politics, art, science or leisure. Although critics may complain that commercial speech may be crass and pedestrian compared to truly expressive speech, we believe that a speaker’s economic interests should not mute his message. Sometimes, a message that encourages a listener to buy a product can inform him as well. After all, why would a speaker lie in crafting his commercial message? Listeners will not spend their hard-earned money if they do not receive truthful information about a speaker’s product.
Today, we are happy to present a commercial message from the Economic Freedom Circle, a group dedicated to helping Americans everywhere cope with the pressures of productive life. We applaud the Economic Freedom Circle not only for its renowned products and services, but also its commitment to individual well-being. Through its commercial speech, the Economic Freedom Circle has changed thousands of lives for the better. Unlike so many other advertisements that bombard us every day, we believe that the Economic Freedom Circle’s commercial messages are both tasteful and informative. We hope that you enjoy the Circle’s message.
DO YOU HAVE A MONEY PROBLEM?
Are you one of the millions of Americans who think about money 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? On holidays? Do you think about money more than your spouse? More than your parents? Your children? Would you rather have $1,000,000 in cash rather than the promise of good health? Do you dream about money, cashier’s checks and bank bonds? Do you know your bank balance better than your nieces’ names? Do you jump up and down when you think you might receive a tax refund? Do you love the sight of a paycheck? Do you hate paying for things you didn’t plan for? If this sounds like you, you are not alone. You may be suffering from Money Mania, and we can help®.
You earn your money. It’s yours. Isn’t it about time to control your money and how it makes you feel? Wouldn’t you love to live your life without thinking about money every single day? Every hour? Wouldn’t you love to show up at your job without thinking: “The only reason I am here is because of the money?” Don’t despair! We can help®. Here at the Economic Freedom Circle, our trained financial psychology professionals can help you mentally master money. With 100% guaranteed1 I-Can-Do-It®2 software, you will learn how to think about other things each day. With 100% guaranteed3 Track-O-Meter®4 software, you will record your money-thought progress. You might start your program thinking about money 6500 times a day. At the end of Week 1, you could reduce that number to 6300.5 And with some hard work—and advice from our seasoned staff—you might enjoy a night’s sleep with only 500 money-related dreams6.
Just listen to some of our satisfied customers:
JILL7 (Oregon) : For years, I thought about my bank account every single hour. It was all I did. I saw the balance floating in front of my eyes, in my children’s faces, in the bathroom mirror, in my windshield, on the television set, on my hand. Then I called the Economic Freedom Circle. Their staff was so nice and friendly. With some hard work, I started thinking about money only once an hour. I feel so much better now! Thanks, Economic Freedom Circle!
FRED8 (New York) : I never really cared about anything in life except making lots of money. I made lots of money for 40 years, then I said to myself: “Maybe there are other things to think about?” So I called the Economic Freedom Circle. They really helped me understand that I could think about things other than money. It was amazing. I thought about taking a vacation once every 12 years and saying hello to my wife and son. I still think about money almost all the time, but now I allow myself three non-money-related thoughts per day. I am so happy! Thanks, Economic Freedom Circle!
Call us TODAY for a free consultation at 1-888-674-8000. It’s a toll-free call, so what are you waiting for? That’s 1-888-674-8000. There is absolutely no obligation9. There is no credit check10. Your call is completely confidential and no one will sell or use your contact information for marketing purposes11. Again, that’s 1-888-674-8000. Isn’t it time you normalized your relationship with money? Don’t let money control you; take control of money. Remember, that’s 1-888-674-8000. Call NOW. Don’t wait. If you call in the next 5 minutes, we will send you a FREE $100 Bill keychain, retail value $29.99, ABSOLUTELY FREE12 with FREE SHIPPING13. That’s right. You heard it: ABSOLUTELY FREE14 with FREE SHIPPING15. Call 1-888-674-8000 NOW. You will be glad you did. And don’t forget: We can help®16. Do yourself a favor. Call TODAY. Interest-free financing is available17.
1 Subject to Economic Freedom Circle’s (EFC) sole right of revocation. EFC guarantees only that software will operate on eligible computer systems. EFC does not warranty effectiveness or fitness for a particular purpose. EFC makes no warranties of particular results in individual cases. EFC expressly disclaims any IMPLIED WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY. In case of dispute, Buyer waives right to jury trial. Buyer submits to Arbitration in State and Forum of EFC’s choosing. EFC reserves sole right to choose arbitrator. Arbitrator’s decisions are final, binding and unappealable. Software prices begin at $499.99. EFC reserves the right to alter software prices without warning or notice. See retailer for details. Further restrictions, limitations and qualifications apply.
2 All rights reserved.
3 Subject to Economic Freedom Circle’s (EFC) sole right of revocation. EFC guarantees only that software will operate on eligible computer systems. EFC does not warranty effectiveness or fitness for a particular purpose. EFC makes no warranties of particular results in individual cases. EFC expressly disclaims any IMPLIED WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY. In case of dispute, Buyer waives right to jury trial. Buyer submits to Arbitration in State and Forum of EFC’s choosing. EFC reserves sole right to choose arbitrator. Arbitrator’s decisions are final, binding and unappealable. Software prices begin at $499.99. EFC reserves the right to alter software prices without warning or notice. See retailer for details. Further restrictions, limitations and qualifications apply.
4 All rights reserved.
5 Results not typical. This is not a warranty, express or implied. Buyer assumes all risks and waives all right to sue.
6 Results not typical. This is not a warranty, express or implied. Buyer assumes all risks and waives all right to sue.
7 This testimonial was given by a paid actor. This is not a warranty. Results not typical.
8 This testimonial was given by a paid actor. This is not a warranty. Results not typical.
9 Applies only to Free Consultation. Orders for products are governed by EFC’s Standard Form Contract (SFC). SFC obligations are binding and enforceable under the laws of the State of Alaska.
10 Applies only to Free Consultation. Buyers who wish to purchase EFC products on credit are subject to credit checks through the three major credit bureaus, cost to be borne by Buyer. Buyer assumes all risks associated with said credit checks, including receipt of untrue, false or misleading financial information. Buyer is responsible for managing his own credit history and to provide a credit history free of inaccuracies and misleading information. Buyers who obtain credit from EFC through false or misleading credit statements are subject to prosecution under the laws of the State of Alaska.
11 Confidentiality exists only for 24 hours following conclusion of initial consultation (“Confidentiality Period”). Following Confidentiality Period, EFC reserves the right to sell, let, lease, convey, loan, assign or delegate any and all personal or financial information provided by Buyer to Third-Parties.
12 While supplies last. Subject to EFC’s sole right of revocation. EFC disclaims any liability for late, lost or misdelivered gifts. EFC may terminate this offer at any time, without liability, notice or warning. EFC expressly disclaims any liability for consequential damages.
13 By Fourth Class U.S. Mail, when applicable. Subject to EFC’s sole right of revocation. EFC disclaims any liability for late, lost or misdelivered gifts. EFC may terminate this offer at any time, without liability, notice or warning. EFC expressly disclaims any liability for consequential damages.
14 While supplies last. Subject to EFC’s sole right of revocation. EFC disclaims any liability for late, lost or misdelivered gifts. EFC may terminate this offer at any time, without liability, notice or warning. EFC expressly disclaims any liability for consequential damages.
15 By Fourth Class U.S. Mail, when applicable. Subject to EFC’s sole right of revocation. EFC disclaims any liability for late, lost or misdelivered gifts. EFC may terminate this offer at any time, without liability, notice or warning. EFC expressly disclaims any liability for consequential damages
16 All rights reserved.
17 Not all Buyers will qualify. No-interest financing through Federal First Business, N.A., is available only to Buyers with credit scores deemed satisfactory to EFC. Higher interest financing through Federal First Business, N.A., is available subject to varying credit scores deemed satisfactory to EFC. Not all Buyers will qualify for financing of any kind. EFC makes no warranties that financing will be available to any Buyer and disclaims any liability associated with any reliance placed on any expectation of an extension of credit. Non-credit purchases must be made in full at point of sale. No exceptions.
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